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Thomas Lansing Masson
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“Happiness is the feeling we experience when we are too busy to be miserable.”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1901 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Tom Masson in: The Century Illustrated Monthly Magazine, Vol. 61 (1901). p. 319.
“The love game is never called off on account of darkness.”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1912 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: In: Arbutus Yearbook, Indiana University., 1912, p. 249; Quoted in: Ralph Louis Woods (1967) The modern handbook of humor. p. 277.
“Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1912 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: In: Arbutus Yearbook, Indiana University., 1912, p. 255.
“Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional record.”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1922 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Thomas Lansing Masson (1922) Our American Humorists. p. ix ; Quoted in: Today's Health, (1957), p. 52.
“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1455 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Thomas L. Masson, The Book of Today, (1923), as cited in: Clifton Fadiman (1955) The American treasury, 1455-1955. p. 791.
“No brain is stronger than its weakest think.”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1926 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Thomas L. Masson, Laughs (1926), p. 167.
“Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water.”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1927 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Thomas Lansing Masson (1927) Tom Masson's Book of Wit & Humor. p. 1.
“If you want to be a flaming youth, you must have money to burn.”
Thomas Lansing Masson (1866–1934) first seen 1927 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Thomas Lansing Masson (1927) Tom Masson's Book of Wit & Humor. p. 1.