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Scott Kurtz
9 quotes
“Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) first seen 1999 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: PvP, Thursday, November 11, 1999
“Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: PvP, Wednesday, September 6, 2000
“Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: PvP, Tuesday, October 24, 2000
“Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: PvP, [http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2000/12/13/wed-dec-13/ Wednesday, December 13, 2000
“You're a corporate whore. Merry Christmas.”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: PvP, Friday, December 22, 2000
“I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: PvP, Friday, October 11, 2002
“Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“My brain is hung like a horse!”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) first seen 2004 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: PvP, Tuesday, April 06, 2004
“It's like watching lemmings run off the cliff.”
Scott Kurtz (born 1971) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source