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Tim Allen
4 quotes
“While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.”
Tim Allen (born 1953) first seen 1994 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man (1994), p. 80
“Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.”
Tim Allen (born 1953) first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: As quoted in It's A Man's World : 800 Jokes from the Guy's (Warped) Point of View (2005) by Judy Brown, p. 132
“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”
Tim Allen (born 1953) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: As quoted in Land Your Dream Job : High-Performance Techniques to Get Noticed, Get Hired, and Get Ahead (2007) by John Middleton, Ken Langdon, and Nikki Cartwright
“To infinity and beyond!”