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Scott Adams
115 quotes
“If one more person hallucinates to me about some "program" where teens are kidnapped and "fixed" and returned to their happy parents, I might explode. No such thing exists. You have two options. Only two. No help is coming. Only death and suffering.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) said by 2026 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“If I were to invent a solution to the dangerous young man problem, I think it would involve putting them all in one place so they could only hurt each other, not necessarily in jail, just away from society. Once they are separated from society (and drugs) maybe help is possible.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2022 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: From a series of tweets (July 6, 2022), as cited in "'Dilbert' cartoonist Scott Adams has a bleak take on our 'dangerous young man problem'", Los Angeles Times (July 6, 2022)
“Political differences are mostly a matter of what frightens you the most, with a thin frosting of rationalization on top.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) said by 2026 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“If nearly half of all Blacks are not okay with white people—according to this poll, not according to me, according to this poll—that's a hate group. I would say, based on the current way things are going, the best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from Black people. Just get the fuck away. Wherever you have to go, just get away. Because there's no fixing this. This can't be fixed.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Real Coffee with Scott Adams (February 22, 2023) (14:30)
“You should absolutely be racist whenever it's to your advantage. Every one of you should be open to making a racist personal career decision.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) said by 2026 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Most of my income will be gone by next week [...] My reputation for the rest of my life is destroyed. You can't come back from this, am I right? There's no way you can come back from this.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Comments on YouTube livestream (February 25, 2023), as cited in "'Dilbert' dropped by The Post, other papers, after cartoonist’s racist rant" The Washington Post (February 27, 2023)
“In a way I think [Trump] may have brought it on himself. His very first statement about Hillary Clinton should be in jail. I feel like when he started talking real jail then politics changed. And [the Democrats] said "If you're going to talk real jail for us, we're actually going to put you in jail." And it looks like that's what's happening.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Trump Must Win to Avoid Prison - Scott Adams"(at 16m57s), Triggernometry, 13 September 2023.
“Every single one of our large entities, we've seen, is corrupt. From the FBI to the DOJ. I'm not talking about every person, but at least leadership elements. We've seen that our congress can be corrupt. We've seen that the CDC, basically everybody's corrupt once you find out what's really going on. The exception, we're told, is all 50 separate elections for a national election, all 50... All 50 of them are all good, but everything else is corrupt? But not those 50 things?”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Trump Must Win to Avoid Prison - Scott Adams" (at 31m10s), Triggernometry, 13 September 2023.
“[About the 2024 US presidential election:] It feels like not an election to find your best guy, or woman. [...] It screams two sides trying to stay out of jail.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Trump Must Win to Avoid Prison - Scott Adams" (at 56m7s), Triggernometry, 13 September 2023.
“There is no such thing as as news about public figures that's true.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 'YOUR WELCOME' with Michael Malice #278: SCOTT ADAMS" (at 27m46s), YouTube, 27 September 2023.
“The way that most political hoaxes are done is that the person who gets cancelled did a real thing, lets say it's on video or they wrote it in this email, but nobody can imagine how that could be out of context. [...] You look at it and you go 'You know, I don't know the whole story, but how in the world could I be wrong about this? I'm looking right at it. It's really clear.' And that's how the trick is done, because there are ways to manipulate it to its actual opposite.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 'YOUR WELCOME' with Michael Malice #278: SCOTT ADAMS" (at 28m56s), YouTube, 27 September 2023.
“If your job is to look for that stuff, any offense, well you're gonna find it because that's your job. And the more you find, the more you're worth I guess, because you found a lot of it.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 'YOUR WELCOME' with Michael Malice #278: SCOTT ADAMS" (at 45m12s), YouTube, 27 September 2023.
“If you could reframe race relations, that would be the biggest win in America. And so here's my reframe: Every time somebody says 'The average of this group is not doing as well as the average of this group', they're fucking you. They are not your friend.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 'YOUR WELCOME' with Michael Malice #278: SCOTT ADAMS" (at 27m46s), YouTube, 27 September 2023.
“I could not have been luckier. I have the luckiest cancellation of anybody who's ever been cancelled. [...] It just couldn't have been better. It just absolutely could not have been better.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 'YOUR WELCOME' with Michael Malice #278: SCOTT ADAMS" (at 45m58s),YouTube, 27 September 2023.
“The part that interests me is that society is organized in such a way that the natural instincts of men are shameful and criminal while the natural instincts of women are mostly legal and acceptable. In other words, men are born as round pegs in a society full of square holes. Whose fault is that? Do you blame the baby who didn't ask to be born male? Or do you blame the society that brought him into the world, all round-pegged and turgid, and said, "Here's your square hole"? The way society is organized at the moment, we have no choice but to blame men for bad behavior. If we allowed men to act like unrestrained horny animals, all hell would break loose. All I'm saying is that society has evolved to keep males in a state of continuous unfulfilled urges, more commonly known as unhappiness.”
Scott Adams (1957–2026) first seen 2011 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: {{cite web | url = https://www.scottadamssays.com/2011/06/15/pegs-and-holes/