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Ron English
188 quotes
“Jesus never walked on water, but he was always on thin ice.”
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“What you believe is without a clue. What I believe is always true.”
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“There is no outfit that can make me fit in.”
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“The rules always seem to be in the service of someone else.”
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“Being a big fish in a small pond is great until you have to poop.”
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“We are the offspring of extinct imagination.”
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“Dreaming is easy; I can do it in my sleep.”
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“Tomorrow’s the future’s yesterday”
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“A man with a bomb has never to beg.”
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“Everyone matters more than you except to yourself.”
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“Her beauty is best experienced in the dark.”
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“He who has not sinned lacks a stone.”
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“Dodge the draft or dodge the bullets.”
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“Happiness isn’t having something for yourself but wanting it for everyone.”
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“Good things come to those with bait.”
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“Don't let your actions betray your intentions.”
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“Doing is thinking in the third dimension.”
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“A full house beats one of a kind.”
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“A gun in the hand is worth a corpse in the Promised Land.”
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“Death would be better if it weren’t forever.”
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“The irreplaceable get stuck where they are.”
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“Most aliens are expressionists.”
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“It’s better to be happy than in pursuit of it.”
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“I believe my best guesses.”
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“A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave.”
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“Animals are never naked.”
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“An army of one answers to none.”
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“If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours.”
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“I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine.”
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“If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind.”
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“Anything worth doing can be done by someone else.”
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“Sometimes you have to do something dangerous to get death's attention.”
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“Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal.”
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“In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication.”
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“I only speak to drown out my thoughts.”
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“Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve.”
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“I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener.”
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“The few think for the many.”
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“I was reincarnated as my former self.”
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“I have an undeveloped photographic memory.”
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“I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned.”
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“It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke.”
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“It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions.”
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“In a land of plenty it is better to consume than create.”
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“In fraud we trust.”
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“Mad to the marrow.”
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“If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road.”
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“If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else.”
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“If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity.”
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“I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years.”
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