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Rik Mayall
9 quotes
“On stage you can group 200 people together and scare them or embarrass them or whatever. You can't do that on TV. You have to use the conventions, that's why Kevin [Turvey] works so well.”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 1981 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: New Musical Express, November 7, 1981 .
“I was brought up to be a good boy and proud of myself so I suppress all the things about me that are bad.”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 1991 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: TV Times, January 19 - 25, 1991 .
“I once walked to school in my underpants and a soggy shoe because my shoe flew off into the river when I tried kicking a ball. My brother retrieved it, but then demanded my trousers, because his were soaked.”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 1999 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: News of the World, November 1999
“Luckily, I was spared bullying, although one kid at school, Dobson, always used to tease me about my surname. He’d say: “Look, it’s Fe-Mayall!” One time he wouldn’t stop and I thought “I’m going to have to hit him”. So I belted him and he lost his two front teeth, broke his nose and ended up in hospital. I was never picked on again after that!”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 1999 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: News of the World, November 1999
“[Ade Edmondson]’s a good and loyal friend. I adore him. It’s like a marriage. We chose each other in ’75 and we’ve been together ever since.”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 1999 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: News of the World, November 1999
“I can be gloriously stupid, but if it helps to divert peoples attentions from the grimness of life, I’m happy.”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 2003 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Daily Mail, September 2003
“I feel proud to have turned that down. I wish I could remember what it was. Let’s say Hamlet. Yeah, I turned down Hamlet. Well who fucking wouldn’t? I mean how many gags are there in that?”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Stage, January 17, 2007
“Insanity is a very high art form. If everyone was insane, I wouldn’t be here!”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Stage, January 2007
“When I was a little boy, at Rashwood County Primary School near Droitwich in Worcestershire, all the little girls and boys were stood on the table and the parents came in to hear us sing Christmas carols. I was about three and a half, and I can still fucking remember this – the teacher came up and said to me before, “now Richard, don’t sing – I want all the children to sing, but not you, because you’ve got a horrible voice. So just move your mouth to look like you’re singing, but don’t sing, ok?” So in came the mums and dads, and while all the other kids were being good, I was being bad. Not technically bad, because I did what I was told and didn’t make any noise, but I was moving my mouth very stupidly and waving my bottom around, and I got big laughs – and they were good laughs as well. I thought I like this! Until the middle of the concert and in front of 40 parents, I was pulled off the table by my ear and taken into the corner of the room. I was still pulling faces and getting laughs and I wasn’t even onstage!”
Rik Mayall (1958–2014) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Stage, January 2007