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Phil Hartman
18 quotes
“Phil Hartman [singing]: I hide behind these wigs and this make-up, but tonight, I'm gonna let myself shine through. They're gonna see the real Phil Hartman, TONIGHT!”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“[narrating "Sex" by Madonna on tape] I like my vagina. Sometimes I stare at it in the mirror when I'm undressing, and wonder what it would look like without any hair.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Your world frightens and confuses me.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know. My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc?”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lionel: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lionel: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lionel: Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night; the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly and Here Comes the Metric System!. Today I will be your narrator in this sex-ed film called Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help films as "Smoke Yourself Thin!" and "Get Confident, Stupid!".”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Troy: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders, your car unfortunately will be subject to repeated break-ins and... [Fades]”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.”
Phil Hartman (1948–1998) said by 1998 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source