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Ozzy Osbourne
114 quotes
“If you want to be fucking individual, don't get a tattoo. Every fucker's got one these days.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I am a new and reformed Christian follower, I Love God”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1998 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: SUNDAY, JUNE 28, 1998: QUESTIONS FOR; Ozzy Osbourne New York Times.
“Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a buttload of fucking bubbles!?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never piss on a piece of stone at the fucking Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. I mean I know I'm a fucking crazy-ass but still.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1992 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: MTV News Online, 1992.
“All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Guitar World Issue 37, 2000
“I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I live in a 9 million dollar turd.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“We're the Osbournes, and I love it.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Turn that thing off, its driving me mad!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“[To Kelly, after he's become suspicious] You haven't been playing doctors and nurses have you?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“No we won't -- no we won't break the law Sharon.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“How the fuck you feed a tree?...What...you put a ham sandwich on the tree?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“[hugging Sharon] Merry xmas....now fuck off.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I like warming my butt by the fire.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“[while lighting a fire on the beach] Fuck! Go to Alaska! No, no, no, no. You fucking asshole ocean! No!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time.... what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Nobody tells me fuck all!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“This will end in tears.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“The downside of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might just pull out a fucking gun and cock it and blow your fucking face off. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1997 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Rolling Stone Online, May 1997.
“...the other day, I went to a chiropractor. He's just a regular chiropractor. Whenever I meet someone who doesn't know me, they say, 'Oh you're the guy who bites the heads off everything.' I get kind of cheesed off with it, but at least they remember. The thing that pisses me off is that that's not what I'm about. If that's what you think Ozzy Osbourne's about, then you're way off.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1998 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Launch.com, October 10, 1998
“I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Guitar World Issue 37, 2000.
“I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2003 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Launch.com October 10 2003
“I miss the lack of melody [in current music] as well. I mean, a lot of people think I'm crazy for liking Creed and I like them purely because they sing! I mean, the singer of Creed sings like the guy from Pearl Jam, very close kind of voice. But I like the fact that Creed sing. I don't care if they're a Bible band, Satan band...”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: MTV.com, 2002
“I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. I'm always working on trying to better myself, you know? I think that that is an ongoing thing with me. I think I'll do that for the rest of my life. I'm always thinking of what I can do today to better my life.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1998 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Launch.com October 30, 1998
“I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1998 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: CNN May 26, 1998
“It took a lot of water to down just that fucking bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my fucking throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened fucking once, for Christ's sake.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1997 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Rolling Stone Online, May 1997.
“When we did that album (Vol. 4) it was like one big Roman orgy-we'd be in the Jacuzzi all day doing coke, and every now and then we'd get up to do a song.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Guitar World Issue 37, 2000.
“Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! Now, some rare fly will fly over me, crap on my shoulder, and I'll drop dead, you know? My life story is a real-life story.”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1998 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Launch.com, October 30, 1998
“I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer (Summer, 2000): If you're planning to jump up onstage during my set, please do not give me any bear hugs, because they fucking hurt. Listen to me, I'm dead serious. On the first night of last year's tour, this enormous guy jumped up onstage and gave me a huge bear hug. He crushed 3 of my ribs and I had to do the whole tour in absolute agony. I couldn't believe it, the first fucking show!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Guitar World Issue 37, 2000.
“There is something fucking unbelievable about seeing all of the fans go crazy and chanting 'Ozzy!' I would pay to see them..”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: askmen.com, 2002
“When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. I did it (the O-Z-Z-Y tattoo across his knuckles) when I was 14. I was in jail for something. I could have had it removed, but why? It's my trademark. People stop me and say, 'Let me have a look at your hand.'”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 1998 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Launch.com October 30, 1998
“The idea of a band nowadays is 5 pretty boys, one with a tattoo, one with a shaved head, and on and on. What the fuck is that? I mean, I like Britney Spears, I think she's pretty, but I'm not from the Mickey Mouse Club-I'm from the Godzilla Club!”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Guitar World Issue 37, 2000.
“...as you'll know, the word 'fuck' sort of is used quite a lot in my house. Now, that's not to say, I think to say 'fuck this' or 'fuck you' a lot more, so it should be entered into the English language, because it has a lot more impact when you say, 'I fucking hate this thing.'”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: MTV.com, 2002
“I've been dictating to my son, who's helping me on his computer. I'm spending a lot of time doing research--I've just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life is so full of interesting stories...”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Launch.com, November 2, 2000