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Norm Macdonald
10 quotes
“I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 1997 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Television Guide, Vol. 45, Triangle Publications (1997)<!-- also quoted in "Norm MacDonald, Quotes" at imdb.com
“I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, 19 November 2000
“My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. … I come from a long line of death. That's my point. And so I fear it. I fear it a lot.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: As quoted in "Comedy gold: Norm Macdonald's Me Doing Standup" by Leo Benedictus, The Guardian (6 September 2013)
“What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 2016 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Twitter, 12:53 a.m. · (16 December 2016)
“Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed. Yeah, I thought it was the raping.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: To Jerry Seinfeld. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, 12 January 2017
“Roseanne was so broken up [after her show was canceled] that I got Louis to call her, even though Roseanne was very hard on Louis before that. But she was just so broken and just crying constantly. There are very few people that have gone through what they have, losing everything in a day. Of course, people will go, 'What about the victims?' But you know what? The victims didn' t have to go through that.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 11 September 2017
“I am completely behind the #MeToo movement. You'd have to have Down Syndrome to not feel sorry for— #MeToo is what you want for your daughters and you want that to be the future world, of course”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 12 September 2018
“Every generation has believed they lived ins the End Time, @NellScovell. It is a product of Man's narcissism. Deeply, we believe that when we die, so then does the world. Which is true. Because when we die, we don't disappear, the world does.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) first seen 2019 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Tweet to @NellScovell, Twitter 1:04 AM · (26 July 2019)
“The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful, it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) said by 2021 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him.”
Norm Macdonald (1959–2021) said by 2021 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source