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Mr. T
43 quotes
“See, if I come into a black neighborhood and say, "Thanks for watching my show," and give out high fives and all that, I'm not doing no good. I go out and see a kid grabbing his crotch. Ain't nobody telling them that. Where do they get it from? They watch MTV. I say, "If you wash up more often, you won't have to grab your crotch." I'm telling these guys, "Why you gotta grab your crotch?" Then you see Michael Jackson grabbing his crotch 50 times. What's with him?”
“Everything started as a dream. You gotta have insight, know what you want. You gotta have a plan. Like I tell anybody, if you fail to plan, you're planning to fail. I've been planning ever since I was a youngster. You've got to start from somewhere. There's nothing wrong or demeaning in flipping burgers. It's more proud than selling drugs.”
“We didn't starve. We spent wisely. Like I tell people in the ghetto, "If you can buy guns and bullets, why can't you buy food? You can buy heroin and crack cocaine, so why can't you buy bread and butter and milk? Why can't you pay your rent?" There's a lot of people in the ghetto who go out and get a fancy car and all that. The car costs more than their house. Meanwhile, your kids need shoes. That's not cool.”
Mr. T (born 1952) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Onion A.V. Club, June 26th, 2002
“First name Mr, middle name 'period', last name T!”
“Do you know me? Of course you do. 'Cause I'm famous!”
“Hey, you with the teeth...”
“Hey, everybody gotta’ put on clothes and if you don’t you get arrested.”
“Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt don't wear clothes with your name on it, so why should you wear their name?”
“Anger - use it, but don't lose it!”
“Quit yo Jibber-jabber! You ain't hurt, yo pathetic!, Argh! If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again, you're gonna meet my friend pain! Snickers, get some nuts!”
“SPEEDWALKING?! I pity you fool! You a disgrace to the man race! It's time to run like a real man! Take that speedwalker! Do it again sucker, and there's going to be trouble! With a capital Mr.T! Snickers, get some nuts! (Get the new Snickers with the Lot sucker!)”
“Yo makin' me mad sucker, cold water never hurt nobody! It's time to get in da pool, 'cause you're goin' swimmin', fool! TAKE THAT, TOEDIPPER! Argh! Argh! I hate flying, so this had better be the last time I see yo cryin'! Snickers, get some nuts!”
“Shut up, fool!”
“Mr. T has the greatest hair in the world. You can't deny it, it's been proven by science, fool!”
“Well, maybe Mr. T hacked the game and created a Mohawk class! Maybe, Mr. T's pretty handy with computers! Had that occurred to you, Mr. "Condescending" Director?!”
“I'm Mr. T and I'm a "Night Elf Mohawk"! What's YOUR game?”
“I ain't no computer hacker!”
“You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose.”
“Shut up Murdock, crazy fool!”
“I ain't getting on no plane, Hannibal!”
“Where's the meat? This sandwich is full of weeds! I don't eat nothing I don't know!”
“I got no time for the jibba-jabba.”
“Don't make me mad, Arrr!”
“I'm on a real short leash here, and I'm tired of your crazy rap!”
“I pity the fool, thug, or soul who tries to take over the world.”
“What!?! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!”
“Hannibal is on the jazz.”
“Mother, There is No Other. Like Mother So treat Her right, treat Her right.”
“Mother, I always Love Her. My Mother. So treat Her right, treat Her right.”
“It's a crack baby....FOOL”
“I pity Screech, because everybody pitied Screech. --NBC 75th Anniversary Special”
“I pity that chump Conan O'Brien.”
“Take it from me...Mr.T”
“Eight out of twenty?!? That's only a third, and third rhymes with Turd! That's bad.”
“Love is a verb... and Verbs show action”
“You gonna lose a deal over $35? Thats chump change! My lunch cost $35!”
“Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)”
“I don't hate fools, I pity them! (I pity the fool)”
“Life's tough, but I'm tougher! (I pity the fool)”
“The jibba jabba stops here! (I pity the fool)”
“Teachin' fools some basic rules! (I pity the fool)”
“You got to believe in the ball, and throw your self. (Not Another Teen Movie)”
“I didn't just start doing this today. Not like some people that have a movie coming out, so they go visit kids in the hospital. You don't need that phony crap. All of these celebrities, they turn my stomach with their funny stuff. I've been going in the ghettos without the press, without bodyguards, talking to kids. "Get to reading, stay in school. You don't have to carry a gun." I know about peer pressure and all that, but I say, "Hey, they called me a sissy because I wouldn't join a gang. Who was calling me a sissy? Does it make me a sissy because somebody called me a sissy?" [...] I'm going to fight if you touch me or hurt me or do harm to my family. But if you call me a bad name, or whatnot, I'm too smart for that. That's the message the kids need to hear coming from me. I tell them, "If I fought every time somebody called me a name, I would never get out of jail. But I'm disciplined. I'm smarter than that." So I tell them, like my mother said, "Consider the source." When you see who called you the name, then you understand why they're doing it. Then you don't have to stoop that low.”