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Mike Lange
34 quotes
“Scratch my back with a hacksaw!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Bob Smizik, "Cow-kicked: FSN fires Lange as Penguins' TV voice", Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (2006-06-30)
“Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Bob Smizik, "Cow-kicked: FSN fires Lange as Penguins' TV voice", Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (2006-06-30)
“Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Michael Hasch and Karen Price, Ladies and gentlemen, Lange has left the building, Trib Live Sports (2006-06-30)
“He beat him like a rented mule.”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Bob Smizik, Tales from the Pittsburgh Penguins (2006). Lange credited a stockbroker with saying the phrase to him when Lange asked him how his day was.
“He's smiling like a butchers dog!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Keith Barnes, "Lange's inimitable style makes him a broadcast legend", Tribune-Review (2008-01-20)
“Michael, Michael, Motorcycle.”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Keith Barnes, "Lange's inimitable style makes him a broadcast legend", Tribune-Review (2008-01-20)
“Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Keith Barnes, "Lange's inimitable style makes him a broadcast legend", Tribune-Review (2008-01-20)
“She wants to sell my monkey!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in Frank D, "Mike Langeisms," PensBurgh.com (2008-02-11)
“Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Mike Lange Still Going Strong in 33rd Season on Pittsburgh Penguins' Broadcasts", Associated Content. John S Chester Jr, (2009-04-03)
“(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Slap me silly, Sidney!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Make me a milkshake, Malkin!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Lange credits Manor boy with ‘Make me a milkshake, Malkin’ goal call", Tribune-Review (2013-01-19)
“Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: As noted on Sports Center's Top 10 Mike Lange Signature calls aired on TSN (2009-03-11)
“Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Donna needs a doughnut!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“He smoked him like a bad cigar!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“And ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Look out, Loretta.”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“How much fried chicken can YOU eat?”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Book 'em, Danno!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Give me back my old Cadillac!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Hop in the Cordoba, baby, we're going bowling!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Never teach a pig to sing.”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Get that dog off my lawn!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Shave my face with a rusty razor!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Great Balls of fire!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“And you can spit-shine your shoes Pittsburgh, you're going dancing with the Lord of Lords, Lord Stanley!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“The Stanley Cup has come to the city of Pittsburgh!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 1991 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Stated upon the Penguins winning their first Stanley Cup in 1991
“Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled Cup!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Stated upon the Penguins winning their third Stanley Cup in 2009
“Tell your ma, tell your pa, I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Stated upon the Penguins winning their fifth Stanley Cup in 2017
“He's got more moves than Mae West!”
Mike Lange (1948–2025) said by 2025 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source