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Michael Flanders
9 quotes
“Pity the poor old rhino with A bodger on its bonce.”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long, And likewise wise But headstrong strong”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair His fair Hippopotamine maid. The Hippopotamus was no ignoramus And sang her this sweet serenade: Mud! Mud! Glorious mud! Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood. So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow, And there let us wallow in glorious mud.”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I'm a g-nu, I'm a g-nu, The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Hold very tight please Ting ting”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“No more will I go To Blandford Forum And Mortehoe - On the Slow Train From Midsomer Norton And Mumby Road - No churns, no porter No cat on a seat At Chorlton-cum-Hardy Or Chester-le-Street I won't be leaving again On the Slow Train”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“The English, the English, the English are best - I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“And all the world over, each nation's the same; They've simply no mission of playing the game. They argue with umpires - they cheer when they've won And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun. The English are moral, the English are good And clever, and modest, and misunderstood!”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Son, son, I admire your sincerity. Always be sincere - whether you mean it or not.”
Michael Flanders (1922–1975) said by 1975 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source