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Mel Brooks
66 quotes
“President Skroob: What the hell, it works on Star Trek!”
Mel Brooks (born 1926) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz... chicken?!”
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“Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.”
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“Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!”
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“Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
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“Ahchoo:Man, white men can't jump!!”
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“King Richard: From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as...'Johns'!”
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“Little John: Let's face it — you've got to be a man to wear tights!”
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“Man In Front of Castle: Hey Abbot!”
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“Townspeople: A black sheriff? Blinkin: He's Black?! Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.”
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“Robin Hood: Watch my back! Achoo: Yo' back just got punched twice.”
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“Will Scarlet Blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding Picasso.”
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“Blinkin Aaahhhh, you lost your arms in battle, but you grew some nice boobs (Blinkin gropes the Venus De Milo statue left behind after creditors take away Loxley Castle)”
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“Robin Hood: Because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a English accent.”
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“Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!”
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“Spiegel: Can you also get your revenge on him by using comedy?”
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