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Leonard Feeney
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“They put a hood upon his head And bound it with a thong. Then—England lost a ball of lead And Ireland lost a song.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) first seen 1927 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Gifford Girl", In Towns and Little Towns (1927), p. 64
“Motherhood is never honored by excessive talk about the heroics of pregnancy.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) first seen 1934 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: A Madonna of the Kitchen", Fish on Friday, and Other Sketches (1934), p. 48
“People who believe in little laugh at little.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) first seen 1936 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: How Much Do I Like a Pun?", in America (September 26, 1936), p. 595
“The other day it was reported in the newspaper that a Maine hen had won a prize for having hatched nearly 200 pullets in the course of a single year. Now what ought the faithful youngster to remark on hearing that? He ought to remark that the hen deserved the Pulletser Prize.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) first seen 1939 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Menace of Puns", You'd Better Come Quietly (1939), p. 171
“As good a pun as was ever spoken, to my memory, was made by a young English Jesuit now teaching at Wimbledon College. He met in a railway train a young man who said he was constructing a philosophy of his own. The young man declared that he set the foundation of his private philosophical system in the following epistemological principle: "I am, therefore I think!" "Oh," replied the young Jesuit, "isn't that putting Descartes before the horse?”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) first seen 1939 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Menace of Puns", You'd Better Come Quietly (1939), p. 176
“Though art be on vacation, The studio remains; The well of inspiration Is backing out of drains. Come, let us daub, my crazys, Surrealize the thrill Of soapsuds on the daisies And skylarks in the swill. Ours not to reason whether Surprise surpasseth wonder, When man hath joined together What God hath rent asunder.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) first seen 1942 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Surrealist", Survival Till Seventeen (London: Sheed & Ward, 1942), p. 100
“It is hard to believe that he chops nearly as much wood as he pretends to, or that cows, hens, and barnyards are his chief loves. He has been known to enjoy the tea life of social England and is at present a professor of poetry in a college.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) said by 1978 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Do you know a good way to convince ladies who adore he-men that you are a he-man and not a sissy? Raise a challenging mustache, write a humorless book full of unabridged hells and damns and kindred phrases in the field of sex, and then come out blatantly in favor of the Loyalists' cause in Spain.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) said by 1978 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“The only thing worse than him on the radio is all static.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) said by 1978 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“It would have been tragic if Leonard Feeney, the great apostle of salvation within the church, had died an excommunicate. ... There are certain texts from the Bible that I can never read without hearing, in my imagination, the voice and intonations of Leonard Feeney.”
Leonard Feeney (1897–1978) first seen 1978 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Avery Dulles, "Encomium for Leonard Feeney", in America (February 25, 1978)