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Laurence Sterne
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“Only the brave know how to forgive...A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.”
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Recorded in: Sermons, Vol. I, No. 12 (1760).
“I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me.”
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Recorded in: Book I (1760), Ch. 1.
“Pray, my dear," quoth my mother, "have you not forgot to wind up the clock?" — "Good G—!" cried my father, making an exclamation, but taking care to moderate his voice at the same time, — "Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question?”
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“As we jogg on, either laugh with me, or at me, or in short do any thing—only keep your temper.”
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“So long as a man rides his hobbyhorse peaceably and quietly along the King's highway, and neither compels you or me to get up behind him — pray, Sir, what have either you or I to do with it?”
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“For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.”
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“He was within a few hours of giving his enemies the slip forever.”
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“Whistled up to London, upon a Tom Fool's errand.”
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“'Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause — and of obstinacy in a bad one.”
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“Persuasion hung upon his lips, and the elements of Logick and Rhetorick were so blended up in him, — and, withall, he had so shrewd guess at the weaknesses and passions of his respondent, — that NATURE might have stood up and said, — "This man is eloquent.”
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“Digressions, incontestably, are the sunshine; —& they are the life, the soul of reading; — take them out of this book for instance, — you might as well take the book along with them.”
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“The history of a soldier's wound beguiles the pain of it.”
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“The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.”
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Recorded in: Book II (1760), Ch. 3.
“Writing, when properly managed, (as you may be sure I think mine is) is but a different name for conversation.”
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“Go poor Devil, get thee gone, why should I hurt thee? — This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.”
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“Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.”
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“Great wits jump.”
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Recorded in: Book III (1761-1762), Ch. 9. Compare: "Great wits jump", John Byrom, The Nimmers; Earl of Buckingham, The Chances, act. iv, scene 1; "Good wits jump", Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, part II, ch. 38.
“Our armies swore terribly in Flanders, cried my uncle Toby, — but nothing to this. — For my own part, I could not have a heart to curse my dog so.”
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“Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, — though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, — the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!”
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“I have got him fast hung up, quoth Didius to himself, upon one of the two horns of my dilemma — let him get off as he can.”
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Recorded in: Book IV (1761-1762), Ch. 26.
“It had ever been the custom of the family, and by length of time was almost become a matter of common right, that the eldest son of it should have free ingress, egress, and regress into foreign parts before marriage, — not only for the sake of bettering his own private parts, by the benefit of exercise and change of so much air — but simply for the mere delectation of his fancy, by the feather put into his cap, of having been abroad.”
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“Now or never was the time.”
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“Shall we be destined to the days of eternity, on holy-days, as well as working-days, to be showing the relics of learning, as monks do the relics of their saints — without working one — one single miracle with them?”
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Recorded in: Book V (1761-1762), Ch. 1.
“I am convinced, Yorick, continued my father, half reading and half discoursing, that there is a Northwest Passage to the intellectual world; and that the soul of man has shorter ways of going to work, in furnishing itself with knowledge and instruction, than we generally take with it.”
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“The Accusing Spirit which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blush'd as he gave it in; and the Recording Angel as he wrote it down, dropp'd a tear upon the word, and blotted it out forever.”
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Recorded in: Book VI (1761-1762), Ch. 8. Compare: "But sad as angels for the good man’s sin, Weep to record, and blush to give it in", Thomas Campbell, Pleasures of Hope, part ii, line 357.
“A man should know something of his own country too, before he goes abroad.”
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Recorded in: Book VII (1765), Ch. 2.
“I am sick as a horse.”
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“Ho! 'tis the time of salads.”
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“I believe in my conscience I intercept many a thought which heaven intended for another man.”
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“L—d! said my mother, what is all this story about? — A Cock and a Bull, said Yorick — And one of the best of its kind I ever heard.”
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“They order, said I, this matter better in France.”
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“I was at peace with the world before, and this finish’d the treaty with myself.”
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“When a man is discontented with himself, it has one advantage however, that it puts him into an excellent frame of mind for making a bargain.”
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“When the heart flies out before the understanding, it saves the judgment a world of pains.”
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“That grave people hate love for the name’s sake;—That selfish people hate it for their own;—Hypocrites for heaven’s;—”
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“A man my good Sir, has seldom an offer of kindness to make to a woman, but she has a presentiment of it some moments before.”
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“I pity the man who can travel from Dan to Beersheba and cry, 'Tis all barren!”
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“A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life, by him who interests his heart in everything.”
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“Tant pis and tant mieux, being two of the great hinges in French conversation, a stranger would do well to set himself right in the use of them before he gets to Paris.”
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“If ever I do a mean action, it must be in some interval betwixt one passion and another: whilst this interregnum lasts, I always perceive my heart locked up,—I can scarce find in it to give Misery a sixpence; and therefore I always get out of it as fast as I can—and the moment I am rekindled, I am all generosity and good-will again; and would do anything in the world, either for or with any one, if they will but satisfy me there is no sin in it.”
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“There is one sweet lenitive at least for evils, which Nature holds out to us: so I took it kindly at her hands, and fell asleep.”
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“The heart, in spite of the understanding, will always say too much.”
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“I think I can see the precise and distinguishing marks of national characters more in these nonsensical minutiæ than in the most important matters of state; where great men of all nations talk and stalk so much alike, that I would not give ninepence to choose amongst them.”
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“Hail, ye small, sweet courtesies of life! for smooth do ye make the road of it.”
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“Man is false to himself and betrays his own succours ten times where nature does it once.”
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“’Tis a quiet journey of the heart in pursuit of Nature, and those affections which arise out of her, which make us love each other,—and the world, better than we do.”
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“Sweet pliability of man’s spirit, that can at once surrender itself to illusions, which cheat expectation and sorrow of their weary moments!”
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“Un homme qui rit, said the duke, ne sera jamais dangereux.”
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“The English, like ancient medals, kept more apart, and passing but few people’s hands, preserve the first sharpnesses which the fine hand of Nature has given them;—they are not so pleasant to feel,—but in return the legend is so visible, that at the first look you see whose image and superscription they bear.”
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“If Nature has so wove her web of kindness, that some threads of love and desire are entangled with the piece,—must the whole web be rent in drawing them out?—Whip me such stoics, great Governor of Nature! said I to myself:—wherever thy providence shall place me for the trials of my virtue;—whatever is my danger,—whatever is my situation,—let me feel the movements which rise out of it, and which belong to me as a man,—and, if I govern them as a good one, I will trust the issues to thy justice; for thou hast made us, and not we ourselves.”
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