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Kerry Jackson

49 quotes

“If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)
“I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 8, 2005)
“If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 27 2005)
“'Fetus in Uterus' I get.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005)
“We’ll eat your gum.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)
“Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)
“Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 8, 2005)
“At what point do you shake it all about?”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 20, 2005)
“Famous people are delicious.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 7, 2005)
“Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)
“You love the bidet more than me.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)
“Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005)
“It's revved for her pleasure.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 25, 2006)
“The baby is leaking!”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)
“Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)
“Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)
“Food should not be origami.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 10, 2006)
“I don't need to see Paxton's sack.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 20, 2006)
“I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 12, 2006)
“It smells funny, but it works.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 20, 2006)
“Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 25, 2006)
“This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 28, 2006)
“I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)
“You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)
“He's prejudiced against the toothless.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 12, 2006)
“When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 20, 2006)
“The power of Christ compels you to parry.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 3, 2006)
“Oh! My proscenium is killing me!”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 21, 2006)
“I'm so goth I crap bats.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006)
“Oh! I need Syphilis!”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006)
“My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007)
“You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 10, 2007)
“The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 11, 2007)
“Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 18, 2007)
“I have a fresh muff.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)
“Then your muff would be all wet.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)
“I gotta go make norbit.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 8, 2007)
“It's like you put a turd in her mouth.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 9, 2007)
“My 'down-there' is angry!”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 12, 2007)
“Sometimes the future isn't funny.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 8, 2007)
“I can see it, but I can't make it move.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007)
“And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 15, 2007)
“Sergeant Scruffy is very upset!”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 8, 2007)
“I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 26, 2007)
“You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 9, 2007)
“Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava?”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 12, 2007)
“If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 23, 2007)
“I've got no hair on my danglies.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 14, 2007)
“I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.”
Kerry Jackson first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007)