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Karl Pilkington
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“If there's one thing we haven't cracked yet in human civilsation, we've never been able to make a good wig. I wouldn't want a wig on me.”
Karl Pilkington (born 1972) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I've never understood what pole dancing's about anyway. It's a waste of a good skill. Get into scaffolding or something.”
Karl Pilkington (born 1972) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I don't cry. Water doesn't leave my head. I've got loads of gob. That's how water leaves me, it's not out of my eyes.”
Karl Pilkington (born 1972) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I was at some night once, right. It was some night out and er, some people come running on stage. And some music started coming on. These four people came running out, it was two women, two blokes. It wasn't gay an' that. It was just a normal night -well, y'know, some party night out. These people come running on. You've got two women, you've got two blokes. They whip their knickers off. The fellas whip their undies off. All at the same time, like er, whatsit? Cheryl Baker was in it... Bucks Fizz. So that happened and all I'm saying is, right; before I had a look at the woman's bits, I just had a cheeky glance at the fellas' bits, just checkin' it out, checking everything's normal down there. Believe me, I had a look at the ladies' bits but I didn't know how long that pants were going to left off for.”
Karl Pilkington (born 1972) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source