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Joe Orton

51 quotes

“I was approached to do a film script for the Beatles. I said it would have to be an absolutely original script. Paul McCartney said do whatever you like. I said that means you'll never be able to do it.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) first seen 1967 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Interview with Barry Hanson, programme notes of Peter Gill's Royal Court production of The Erpingham Camp and The Ruffian on the Stair (June 1967)
“Fay: You've been a widower for three days. Have you considered remarrying yet? McLeavy: No. Fay: Why not? McLeavy: I've been so busy with the funeral.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Fay: The priest at St Kilda's has asked me to speak to you. He's very worried. He says you spend your time thieving from slot machines and deflowering the daughters of better men than yourself. Is this a fact? Hal: Yes. Fay: And even the sex you were born into isn't safe from your marauding. Father Mac is popular for the remission of sins, as you know. But clearing up after you is a full-time job. He simply cannot be in the confessional twenty-four hours a day. That's reasonable, isn't it? You do see his point?”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Fay: Have you known him long? Hal: We shared the same cradle. Fay: Was that economy or malpractice? Hal: We were too young then to practice and economics still defeat us.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Fay: What will you do when you're old? Hal: I shall die. Fay: I see you're determined to run the gamut of all experience.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Hal: Bury her naked? My own mum? It's a Freudian nightmare. Dennis: I won't disagree. Hal: Aren't we committing some kind of unforgivable sin? Dennis: Only if you're a Catholic. Hal: I am a Catholic. I can't undress her. She's a relative. I can go to Hell for it. Dennis: I'll undress her then. I don't believe in Hell. Hal: That's typical of your upbringing, baby. Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breast-feeding, circumcision. I had to make my own way.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Fay: The Ten Commandments. She was a great believer in some of them.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Dennis: She's turned me down. She's broken my heart. Hal: She doesn't know what she is missing, baby. Dennis: But she does! That's what's so humiliating.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Fay: Your explanation had the ring of truth about it.. Naturally I disbelieved every word.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Truscott: Why aren't you both at the funeral? I thought you were mourners. Fay: We decided not to go. We were afraid we might break down. Truscott: That's a selfish attitude to take. The dead can't bury themselves, you know.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Truscott (shouting, knocking Hal to the floor): Under any other political system I'd have you on the floor in tears! Hal (crying): You've got me on the floor in tears!”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Truscott: And you complain you were beaten? Dennis: Yes. Truscott: Did you tell anyone? Dennis: Yes. Truscott: Who? Dennis: The officer in charge. Truscott: What did he say? Dennis: Nothing. Truscott: Why not? Dennis: He was out of breath with kicking.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Truscott: Do you realize what I'm doing here? McLeavy: No. Your every action has been a mystery to me. Truscott: That is as it should be. The process by which the police arrive at the solution to a mystery is, in itself, a mystery.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Fay: I'm innocent till I'm proved guilty. This is a free country. The law is impartial. Truscott: Who's been filling your head with that rubbish? Fay: I can't be had for anything. You've no proof. Truscott: When I make out my report I shall say you've given me a confession. It could prejudice your case if I have to forge one.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Hal: God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Truscott: I'm no fool. Fay: Your secret is safe with me.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“McLeavy: My duty is clear. Truscott: Only the authorities can decide when your duty is clear. Wild guesses by persons like yourself can only cause confusion.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“McLeavy: Where did I go wrong? His upbringing was faultless. Did you lead him astray? Dennis: I was innocent till I met him. Hal: You met me when you were three days old.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Truscott: How dare you involve me in a situation for which no memo has been issued.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“McLeavy: Has no one considered my feelings in all this? Truscott: What percentage do you want? McLeavy: I don't want money. I'm an honest man. Truscott: You'll have to mend your ways then.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Fay: Have you given a thought to the priest? Truscott: We can't have him in on it, miss. Our percentage wouldn't be worth having. Fay: Mr McLeavy threatened to expose us. Truscott: I've been exposed before. Fay: What happened? Truscott: I arrested the man. He's doing twelve years.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Truscott: You're fucking nicked, my old beauty. You've found to your cost that the standards of the British police force are as high as ever. McLeavy: What am I charged with? Truscott: That needn't concern you for the moment. We'll fill in the details later. McLeavy: You can't do this. I've always been a law-abiding citizen. The police are for the protection of ordinary people. Truscott: I don't know where you pick up these slogans, sir. You must read them on hoardings.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“McLeavy: I'm innocent. (A little unsure of himself, the beginnings of panic) Doesn't that mean anything to you?”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Geraldine: I've no idea who my father was. Prentice: I'd better be frank, Miss Barclay. I can't employ you if you're in any way miraculous. It would be contrary to established practice. You did have a father? Geraldine: Oh, I'm sure I did. My mother was frugal in her habits, but she'd never economize unwisely.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Nick: I've also found someone to take an option on the photographs. Mrs Prentice: What photographs? Nick: I had a camera concealed in the room. Mrs Prentice: When I gave myself to you the contract didn't include cinematic rights. Nick: I'd like a hundred quid for the negatives. You've got until lunchtime. Mrs Prentice: I shall complain to the manager. Nick: It will do you no good. He took the photographs. Mrs. Prentice: Oh, this is scandalous! I'm a married woman. Nick: You didn't behave like a married woman last night.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Mrs Prentice: You put me in an impossible position. Nick: No position is impossible when you're young and healthy.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Mrs Prentice: My uterine contractions have been bogus for some time! Prentice: What a discovery! Married to the mistress of the fraudulent climax.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Mrs Prentice: Have you taken up transvestism? I'd no idea our marriage teetered on the edge of fashion.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Rance: You may speak freely in front of me. I represent Her Majesty's Government. Your immediate superiors in madness. I'm from the Commissioners. Prentice: Which branch? Rance: The mental branch. Prentice: Do you cover asylums proper? Or just houses of tentative madness? Rance: My brief is infinite. I'd have sway over a rabbit hutch if the inmates were mentally disturbed.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Geraldine: I'm quite sane! Rance: Pull yourself together. Why have you been certified if you're sane? Even for a madwoman you're unusually dense.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Rance: Were your relations with your secretary normal? Prentice: Yes. Rance: Well, Prentice, your private life is your own affair. I find it shocking none the less.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Prentice: It's a fascinating theory, sir, and cleverly put together. Does it tie in with known facts? Rance: That need not cause us undue anxiety. Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Rance: A search party must be organized. What have you in the way of dogs? Prentice: A spaniel and a miniature poodle. Rance: Let them be unleashed!”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Rance: How shocking! His abnormal condition has driven him to seek refuge in religion. Always the last ditch stand of a man on the brink of disaster.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Mrs Prentice: Are you ashamed of the fact that you write to strange men? Prentice: There's nothing furtive in my relationship with the editor of The Guardian.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Nick: I'm sorry if my behaviour last night caused your wife anxiety, but I've a burning desire to sleep with every woman I meet. Prentice: That's a filthy habit and, in my opinion, very injurious to the health. Nick: It is, sir. My health's never been the same since I went off stamp-collecting. Prentice: We have an overall moral policy in this clinic from which even I am not exempt. Whilst you're with us I shall expect you to show an interest in no one's sexual organs but your own. Nick: I would miss a lot of fun that way. Prentice: That is the object of the exercise.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Geraldine: We must tell the truth! Prentice: That's a thoroughly defeatist attitude.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Geraldine: At least give me back my clothes. I feel naked without them.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Mrs. Prentice: Are you Geraldine Barclay? Nick: Yes. Mrs. Prentice: Where have you been? Nick: I've been attending to the thousand and one duties that occupy the average secretary during her working hours. Mrs Prentice: It doesn't take the whole morning to file your nails, surely? Nick: I had to lie down. I was sick. Mrs. Prentice: Are you pregnant? Nick: I can't discuss my employer's business with you.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Prentice: This appalling situation is the result of my lax moral code. It's clean living and Teach Yourself Woodwork for me from now on!”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Prentice: What this young woman claims is a tissue of lies. Match: This is a boy, sir. Not a girl. If you're baffled by the difference it might be as well to approach both with caution.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Prentice: It's ridiculous. I'm a married man. Match: Marriage excuses no one the freaks' roll-call.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Prentice: My nerves are on edge. Rance: You should consult a qualified psychiatrist. Prentice: I am a qualified psychiatrist. Rance: You're a fool. That isn't quite the same thing. Though, in your case, the two may have much in common.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Prentice: Unnatural vice can ruin a man. Rance: Ruin follows the accusation not the vice.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Prentice: I'm not mad. It only looks that way. Rance: Your actions today would get the Archbishop of Canterbury declared non-compos. Prentice: I'm not the Archbishop of Canterbury. Rance: That will come at a later stage of your illness.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Usual messages from the heads of the establishment. The Queen from Windsor, the Pope from Rome: Pilate and Caiaphas celebrating the birth of Christ.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) first seen 1966 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Sunday 25 December 1966 (p. 38)
“On our way home we were waiting for the bus when a very fat, pompous-looking woman reeled out of a pub shouting, "Melancholia? Ad nauseam.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) first seen 1967 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Saturday 15 April 1967 (p. 137)
“Sir — In finding so much to praise in Entertaining Mr. Sloane, which seems to be nothing more than a highly sensationalized, lurid, crude and over-dramatised picture of life at its lowest, surely your dramatic critic has taken leave of his senses.The effect this nauseating work had on me was to make we want to fill my lungs with some fresh, wholesome Leicester Square air. A distinguished critic, if I quote him correctly, felt the sensation of snakes crawling around his ankles while watching it.Yours truly,Peter Pinnell”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Sir — As a playgoer of forty years standing, may I say that I heartily agree with Peter Pinnell in his condemnation of Entertaining Mr Sloane.I myself was nauseated by this endless parade of mental and physical perversion. And to be told that such a disgusting piece of filth now passes for humour!Today's young playwrights take it upon themselves to flaunt their contempt for ordinary decent people. I hope that the ordinary decent people of this country will shortly strike back!Yours truly,Edna Welthorpe (Mrs)”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“With insanity, as with vomit, it is the passerby who receives the inconvenience.”
Joe Orton (1933–1967) said by 1967 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source