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Jack Benny
74 quotes
“Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Don Wilson: [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants!”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Bob Hope: Why do you want Jack's pants?”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Don Wilson: Because I had to give him mine.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. [mouths ABC]”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Bob: [about Bing Crosby] He's up in Nevada looking over Boulder Dam - his piggy bank is filled. He's so loaded, you know, he uses Howard Hughes for a bell boy.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: These last 2 miles were rugged, weren't they?”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Clyde: I knew as soon as we got off the freeway, we'd run into trouble.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: It's really dangerous, here in the jungle.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Clyde: You're telling me. What about those first three nights, we had to light fires to keep the animals away.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Clyde: General Electric.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Clyde: Frightened. Why, you yellow-belly. Do you want to live forever?”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Clyde: Oh, we're not going to make that trip again, oh no.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) said by 1974 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source