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Darby Conley
29 quotes
“There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today—those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it (some people rip off Calvin and Hobbes or Bloom County, of course, but they all started by ripping off The Far Side).”
Darby Conley (born 1970) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Daily strip for August 15, 2007
“Ahhhh... Satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Groovitude, page 163 and daily strip for August 26, 2000
“A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2004 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Daily strip for December 11, 2004
“Robert, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2003 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Sunday strip for November 16, 2003
“Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Groovitude, page 217 and daily strip for December 26, 2000
“Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me? (Example 1 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 96 and daily strip for October 23, 2001
“You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us. (Example 4 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 97 and daily strip for October 26, 2001
“It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... Dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (Famous cat quotes)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 114 and daily strip for December 10, 2001
“Friends... Romans... Countrymen... leave me alone. (Famous cat quotes)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 114 and daily strip for December 11, 2001
“Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood, And sorry that I could not trample both, Being one trampler, long I stood And looked them down as fierce as I could To where they sat in the undergrowth... I will be telling this with a sigh Somewhere sitting upon a fence: Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood And I-- I ate the slug less trampled by, And that has made all the difference. (Famous cat quotes)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 114 and daily strip for December 12, 2001
“I regret that you have but one pie to give for my tummy. (Famous cat quotes)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 115 and daily strip for December 14, 2001
“Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (Famous cat quotes)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 130 and daily strip for January 12, 2002
“Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food-to-consumer" relationship. This fish is now my friend.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 129 and daily strip for January 9, 2002
“Ohhh, get 'im off me, Satchel!”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: LoserPalooza, page 1 and Sunday strip for November 10, 2002
“You can wordify anything if you just verb it.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2003 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: LoserPalooza and Sunday strip for April 27, 2003
“OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2003 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: LoserPalooza and daily strip for July 28, 2003
“I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?!”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2003 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: LoserPalooza and daily strip for July 14, 2003
“I think... therefore I am annoyed.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Daily strip for November 17, 2007
“This is the line for the hydrant, right?”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Groovitude, page 235 and daily strip for February 7, 2001
“Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream rocks!”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 61 and daily strip for August 2, 2001
“Oh-ho-ho-man! I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not! (Example 1 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 124 and daily strip for November 27, 2001
“Ohhh, your real name is "Brad"?! I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: "big dumb *#%$". (Example 2 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 124 and daily strip for November 28, 2001
“Do I live here? ...if not, would you still feed me? (Example 3 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 125 and daily strip for November 29, 2001
“Is that food? ...that looks like food... I think I'll taste it. (Example 5 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2001 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 125 and daily strip for December 1, 2001
“He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire-fighting, baby-kissing rock square!”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 147 and daily strip for February 27, 2002
“Now you listen to me, you little party favor, I'm sick of your rotten attitude! I let you call me names and push me around because I consider you my friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!!!”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: LoserPalooza, page 2 and daily strip for November 19, 2002
“Oh, Bucky... You're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob...”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2000 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Groovitude, page 196 and daily strip for November 6, 2000
“I tell ya, man, your cat is officially out of control. He really gives new meaning to the term tempest in a teapot.”
Darby Conley (born 1970) first seen 2002 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Daily strip for July 19, 2002