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Chris Pontius
30 quotes
“That was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense.”
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“Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.”
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“Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?”
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“With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.”
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“Some people just don't know how to party.”
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“Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.”
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“Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!”
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“I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.”
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“I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.”
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“You look cool, Steve-0.”
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“For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.”
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“I gotta get in term with my sexuality, I gotta know what I'm all about.”
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“Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!”
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“They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.”
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“There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.”
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“Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it”
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“When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is”
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“Russian police. Stern, stern but fair”
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“Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.”
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“I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.”
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“My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself.”
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“Baby's cold.”
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“Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!”
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“From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.”
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“Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?”
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“You're not even Mexican!”
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“That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.”
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“I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.”
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“That's not Christian!”
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“Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!”
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