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Captain Disillusion
10 quotes
“Consider the possibility that the low resolution web video is simply not detailed enough to draw a solid conclusion.”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Low Passing Plane Debunk (2008)
“If you're watching this in the year 2023, and I think you are, George W. Bush has been out of office as U.S. president for 15 years. But, I'll bet there are still people that believe in the Grey.”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Grey Behind Bush Debunk (2008)
“But we're not here to profit off reposting the video. We're here to profit off a transformative work of criticism designed to educate, without detracting from the potential market for the original copyrighted work. *clears throat* In my professional opinion, the explanation in the title is wrong.”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2019 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Static Helicopter Blades (2019)
“But you don't need to make stuff up to get some personal attention. Just leave the computer once in a while, and go hang out with a friend. Better yet, make new ones, like Mr. Flare.”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Fire Angel Debunk (2008)
“A studio in Los Angeles is about to desaturate all the greenscreens in the behind-the-scenes footage of their next blockbuster!”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Orangutan Card Trick DEBUNK (2023)
“A recent survey has shown that 76 percent of people who can see color are morons!”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2015 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Mr. Flare Explains: What Color The Dress Is (2015)
“What do you know, anyway? You're not big on details...”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Mr. Flare Explains: The Virgin Mary (2018)
“I control the animals, the people, and everything else in the universe—even the random stuff.”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Holly + Shark Surfer Debunk (2009)
“You got this, Captain.”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2024 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: SNL VFX Mystery (2024)
“Most experts agree that one... is a number, and so, I have done a number of talks like this before, but always "in-character", as the fabled YouTube superhero, Captain Disillusion, debunker of fake viral videos, explainer of visual effects, or sometimes as his adorably nervous intern, Alan.”
Captain Disillusion (born 1980) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Unbearable Loneliness of Being Right on the Internet (2017)