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CM Punk
73 quotes
“I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.”
“I'm going to pull my car around, Joe's is going to throw him out the front door and I'm gonna run the son of a bitch over! If he kicks at two, I'll drive that car right into the ocean.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Independent Wrestling Association Mid-South. June 11, 2005.
“You dumb bitch, I'm not holding a microphone!”
“You're a whore!”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2004 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Full Impact Pro ’Fallout: Night 2’ in Tampa, Florida. November 13, 2004
“Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. July 4, 2006.
“People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system. See I'm not some punk kid looking for the next thrill. I'm a highly disciplined athlete, craving to compete with the very best. My obsession is competition and my addiction is wrestling. My name, is C...M... Punk.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. July 11, 2006.
“Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. October 3, 2006
“Philadelphia... are you ready?”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Survivor Series. November 26, 2006.
“I am officially a member of The New Breed!”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. April 17, 2007.
“Hey Rob. I think you should challenge a real New Breed Leader. Me!”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. April 17, 2007.
“Thanks for your questions, Elijah Burke, but I like to keep my reasons for joining The New Breed to myself.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. April 17, 2007.
“You know, there's one other thing I don't do, Vince. I don't have dirty, unprotected sex with some money grubbing skank who eventually files a paternity suit against me, which gets me kicked out of my own house and leaves me nothing but a living, breathing national disgrace.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. August 21, 2007.
“Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. September 4, 2007.
“Balls...that is disturbing.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Extreme Championship Wrestling. October 23, 2007.
“I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk!”
“Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2008 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: August 11, 2008 - During a promo with JBL in which JBL wanted him to have a drinking contest.
“I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2010 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: October 25, 2010
“Ahh... Is he gonna sing "Happy birthday" to her next ?”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2010 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: December 13, 2010 (Slammy Awards) - During The Miz segment with the "Miz girl". Punk is actually referring to his own disturbing segment in which he sang "Happy birthday" to Rey Mysterio's daughter on the March 12, 2010…
“Michael Cole: [reading e-mail from RAW's anonymous GM] And I quote: "Mr. Punk, I understand your demands and I will certainly take them under consideration. However, right now, I'll ask you to leave the ring." Punk: Okay...Cole, you know I love ya, I know you're just doing your job, but he's asking me to leave the ring? He/she is asking me to leave the ring? Okay, I'm not... [The GM chime rings again] Cole: And I quote: "I suggest you leave the ring right now." Punk: Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2011 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: June 20, 2011
“[to Del Rio] If you say because it's your destiny, I swear to Jebus, I'm gonna start drinking.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2011 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: December 5, 2011
“January 7, 2013”
“Punk: "The WWE Championship, in its physical form, was stolen from me and is currently held by someone who doesn't deserve it. Someone who doesn't pay the price. Someone who doesn't understand what it means . . . to be champion.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: February 4, 2013
“Punk: "Story time is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!”
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Recorded in: February 11, 2013
“Punk: "What did you do? How did you earn your title shot at Wrestlemania? You enter yourself in a circus-like 30 man over-the-top battle royal, you stroll in somewhere around 25 or something like that? You throw a couple ham 'n eggers over the top rope.. and you think that earns you it then?" (to John Cena)”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: February 18, 2013
“Punk: "Simmer down, Simmer down. I think you misunderstand me coming out here, I wanted to come out here and extend personally my heartfelt condolences. I want to extend my heartfelt apologies for your loss...................at WrestleMania!”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: March 11, 2013
“Punk:"In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: March 11, 2013
“Punk :"I am the one man in the world who can shoulder the burden of ending the streak”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: March 18, 2013
“Punk (to a fan) :"Sir, you pay your ticket, you wanna boo - that's fine, but I dare you, I dare you to step in between these ropes, and you will never boo again, because I will render you a toothless, crying heap of a man. I am pissed off, and I wanna fight! So if you have the BALLS[censored], I dare you fatso, to step up, be a man, and fight CM Punk! Come on, son, come on! C’mon, c’mon, c’mon. I will render you to tears! C’mon, be a man, or sit down and be a bitch [censored] and shut your mouth”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: August 19, 2013
“CM Punk: Looks like hell froze over. And when I mean "hell froze over," I mean this is me, standing in a WWE ring on Monday Night Raw with a live microphone in my hand. I don't mean that, apparently, a Blackhawks fan is universally loved inside the Predators' barn. [Crowd boos] Okay, I'm sorry, I had to. You guys understand that, I gotta be me. Right?”
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Recorded in: November 27, 2023
“The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.'”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Answering Josh Mathews' question addressing fan perception that he took advantage of a vulnerable Jeff Hardy and stole the World Heavyweight Championship at Extreme Rules. June 19, 2009.
“Just… say… no.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Towards Jeff Hardy. Used as a multiple meaning phrase referring to the fact that Hardy was contemplating hitting Punk, Hardy having yet to sign a new contract extension with WWE in real life, and Hardy's history of bein…
“I'm sorry, Jeff, I'm a little taken back right now. I mean, this is… this… this is what it comes to? People actually cheering because you haven't failed a drug test in a year? This is not an accomplishment! Maybe it's an accomplishment to you, Jeff, so congratulations. You haven't failed a drug test in three hundred and sixty-five days. You can start writing your Hall of Fame speech right now.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Beginning a lecture criticizing Jeff Hardy on being proud of the fact that he hasn't failed a drug test in over a year, despite the fact that he'd already failed two beforehand and would've been fired if he'd failed a t…
“And the sad part is that you actually believe in The Undertaker. You actually believe that he has all these magic powers which is really alll just smoke and mirrors.”
“I have no breaking point, and all you have to do is look in my eyes and realize I have laughed in the face of temptation time and time again. I have never tapped out to society's attempts at peer pressure. You try to stick a beer in my hand with the same commercials that have hypnotized all of you people, and that sell you all your narcotics and things you're addicted to. Well, I'm harder than any alcohol you can drink, I'm straighter than any line you can snort up your nose, and I certainly can hurt you a lot faster than any pill you put on your tongue.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: September 4, 2009
“Whose it gonna be!? Whose it gonna be?! Whoever it is, I am better than them!”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2010 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: 2010
“There is no god, and the cage wasn't 30 feet.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2003 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Open letter to Teddy Hart posted on livejournal. November 12, 2003.
“Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: CM Punk mulls over his future, interview with Slam! Sports. June 6, 2005.
“It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.”
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Recorded in: CM Punk mulls over his future, interview with Slam! Sports. June 6, 2005.
“Doubt fucks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I'm unfuckwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of Dick Murdoch. This brain-buster is for you.”
“Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog!”
“I'm a guy, for all intents and purposes, never should have even made it to the WWE. I've had roadblock after roadblock after roadblock thrown in my way. But, not only did I get past those roadblocks, I did it while flipping off the people who put up those roadblocks. I feel I have a responsibility to the younger wrestlers on the roster, the ones who aren't signed yet, and the future of pro-wrestling as a whole to help make this place better, and to change this place. I certainly can't change it by sitting on my couch in Chicago.”
“I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.”
“I believe in Mike Jackson.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: June 9, 2018, after losing to Mike Jackson in his second UFC fight
“Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.
“Maybe the ghosts have a glass ceiling? Break through that glass ceiling ghosts! I plan to.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.
“This going out on the Internet? I'm huge on the Internet! Wrestling nerds one and all are helping us out!”
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Recorded in: Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.
“Anybody wanna go shoot some pool?”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.
“Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.
“What's cool and goes click?" (Punk hangs up the phone)”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.
“I came here to hunt ghosts and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.”
CM Punk (born 1978) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.