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Brother Theodore
15 quotes
“My name, as you may have guessed, is Theodore. I come from a strange stock. The members of my family were mostly epileptics, vegetarians, stutterers, triplets, nailbiters. But we've always been happy.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“As long as there is death, there is hope. The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I am squirming with delight to meet an intellectual colossus.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Years and years of marriage prepared me for years and years of divorce.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lately, I've become quite involved in psychic vibrations. I vibrate whenever I get the chance.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I foretell the future. I predict the past. I don't need a crystal ball; a football, a tennis ball, a moth ball, any old ball will do. When the power is upon me, there is no holding me back, I just let loose and prophesy all over the place.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“My mumsie and my popsie both died years before I was born, and my sister and my uncle were identical twins, which is probably more than you can say for yourself.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Only what we have lost forever, we possess forever. Only where there are graves, are there resurrections. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness, shall we truly see. Only when our legs have rotted off, shall we truly dance.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“All our great spiritual leaders are dead. Moses is dead, Muhammad is dead, Buddha is dead, the Reverend Jim Jones is dead, and I'm not feeling so hot myself!”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I am what you might call a controversial figure: people either hate me or despise me.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I never answer my telephone unless it rings.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“If only the Earth would open and swallow you up.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I have gazed into the abyss, and the abyss has gazed into me. And neither of us liked what we saw.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) said by 2001 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source