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Bob Newhart
3 quotes
“Abe, you got the speech. ... Abe, you haven't changed the speech have you? ... Oh, Abe. What did you ya change the speech for? ... A couple of minor changes? ... I'll bet. All right, what are they? ... You what? You typed it! Abe, how many times have we told you — on the backs of envelopes. ... I understand it’s harder to read that way, but it looks like you wrote it on the train coming down.”
Bob Newhart (1929–2024) first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: As reproduced in I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This! And Other Things That Strike Me as Funny, Norwalk Connecticut: Easton Press (2006), p. 56–57
“Humor is a very, very important part of our life. It's not just laughing at a joke, it's an attitude toward life. And as the world gets crazier, it's more important to laugh at it. It's a survival technique.”
Bob Newhart (1929–2024) first seen 2016 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: As quoted in Eric E. Harrison "Bob Newhart still standing up for comedy, laughing at life", Arkansas Democrat-Gazette (October 13, 2016)
“[Imagining a telephone conversation between an advertising executive and Abraham Lincoln just before his Gettysburg Address] Hi Abe, sweetheart. How are you, kid? How's Gettysburg? ... Sort of a drag, heh? Well, Abe you know them small Pennsylvania towns, you seen one you seen 'em all. ... Listen Abe, I go the note. What's the problem? ... You're thinking of shaving it off? Abe, don't you see that's part of the image with the shawl and the stovepipe hat and the string tie? ... You don't have the shawl. Where's the shawl? ... You left it in Washington. What are you wearing, Abe? ... A sort of cardigan? Abe, don't you see that doesn't fit with the string tie and the beard> Abe, would you leave the beard on and get the shawl.”
Bob Newhart (1929–2024) said by 2024 at the latest wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source