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Bill Bailey
103 quotes
“C'est lui, dans la nuit- Docteur QuiIl voyage dans le Tardis. La boite de telephone fantastique d'espace!L'interieur est beaucoup plus grand que l'exterieurEt ça, c'est le mystere de Docteur QuiL'enemie, il s'appele Davros, le capitain des DaleksIl est demi-Dalek et demi-homme- incroyable!Il veut contrôler le monde, toujours contrôler le mondeIl se leve le matin, il veut contrôler le monde!Apres le petit-dejeuner, il veut contrôler le monde!Mais il ne contrôle le monde jamais! Ce n'est pas tres realistiqueAvec les Daleks, le Docteur est superieur."Exterminez-vous! Exterminez-vous encore! Ah, zut alors! Nous sommes perdus!"Le docteur gagne, il rit 'Ha, ha, ha- j'ai gagné parce que je suis Docteur Qui”
Bill Bailey (born 1965) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I texted you on a Monday, But you did not get my text 'till the Tuesday, Because of a network problem. I texted you on a Wednesday, But I did not know that you'd called Because your SIM card was not correctly installed. Oh no no no. You texted me on a Thursday To say that you would meet me at the Shopping Centre And i texted you back and said "Where should i meet you?" And you said Dixons But i did not know which Dixons you meant Was it the one inside the door Or was it the one further up by Currys These are my worries. You texted me on a Monday To tell me it was over But i did not understand Because you used Predictive Text And it was Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo".”
Bill Bailey (born 1965) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I was alone, my heart was cold, it was a stone, My soul was lonely like a stone there was no moss. And when I danced, I danced alone, But then I did not dance, because I was alone, so I did not dance. I shuffled through life invisible to all the happy couples Who would mock me with their merry laughter - ha ha ha. The only sound I heard in my lonely silent world was the rusty hammer of my heart, nailing at the hatred in my soul... But then you came... And my life was turned upside down. You showed me the beauty of the things that I had never seen, like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer. Or the painting of the dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily, but I had previously thought was rubbish. Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in Winter, but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama. Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing. Quack, quack, quack. And then you left. And I died a thousand deaths and I will die a thousand more. And I thought you were an angel but you turned out to be a whore. And everything has turned to dust, everything is infected with a plague - Why did you have to sleep with Craig? 'Oh, he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo' Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you! The snowflake on the eye of the deer has turned to pus that oozes from an open wound... The deer now blinded stumbles into a ravine. The duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaking in the hoisin of your lies. The dog has moved from the pipe to 60 cigarettes a day and coughs his away life in the cold neon research lab of your betrayal. Of your betrayal!”
Bill Bailey (born 1965) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source