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Bill Allred
103 quotes
“That's her psychic cock waking her up.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 14, 2006)
“Don't look at me weird. I'm sandwich crazy.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 18, 2006)
“Nothing cleans my palette like a polka.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 22, 2006)
“I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 31, 2006)
“It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 8, 2006)
“Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 12, 2006)
“Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 14, 2006)
“Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: X96 Big-Ass Show 2006
“Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters?”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 7, 2006)
“I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 13, 2006)
“I've got a woolly worm for ya!”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 24, 2006)
“There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 31, 2006)
“I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 31, 2006)
“People who read my magazine wax their turtles all the time. - as Larry Flynt”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006)
“You treat your food like a scab.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 6, 2006)
“Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006)
“My prostate thanks the car wash.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006)
“I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 28, 2006)
“I saw a picture of Lou Reed and David Bowie standing together and it looked like an AD for jerky.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (December 4, 2006)
“Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (December 6, 2006)
“The juice is guilt.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007)
“I'm afraid of passing out in the pit.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007)
“You make my ass hurt!”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 9, 2007)
“Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)
“I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 29, 2007)
“I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin'.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 31, 2007)
“Life is like a bowl of old bread.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007)
“I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007)
“You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007) - referring to Kip Winger's website
“I gotta go pinch off a norbit.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 8, 2007)
“Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 12, 2007)
“You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 15, 2007)
“Billy Dee Williams once had a one-night stand with Neil Simon.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 16, 2007)
“Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 19, 2007)
“Words can hurt, you stupid bitch.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 28, 2007)
“If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 28, 2007)
“Take my prostate, please!”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007)
“I hope that holds the little bastards.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007)
“I never cry over pie.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 18, 2007)
“She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 20, 2007)
“I let the baby drink the butter.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 26, 2007)
“I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 1, 2007)
“You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 11, 2007)
“I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 16, 2007)
“I like cock.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 21, 2007) - Referring to the terminology for a male chicken
“Hello!? Stop by for coitus!”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 22, 2007)
“Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 11, 2007)
“I'm too hot to mate.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 15, 2007)
“You haven't tasted my mouth! God!”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 23, 2007)
“I like boob-sweat. I have some right now.”
Bill Allred first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 1, 2007)