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Bill Allred
103 quotes
“Don't you know who I am?”
Bill Allred wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light.”
Bill Allred wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“KSL is the Zoloft of the evening news.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)
“You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)
“You’re large but not in charge.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 22, 2005)
“What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 23, 2005)
“If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 6, 2005)
“Thanks, Tonto, for your help.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 7, 2005)
“Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 12, 2005)
“I used to eat Gina's curd.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (July 19, 2005)
“I don’t have a fetus.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 1, 2005)
“It's folks what juggle fire.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 11, 2005)
“I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005)
“Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (August 29, 2005)
“This baby will be born with a drinking problem.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)
“They might have been all up in your pregnancy!”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 13, 2005)
“We used to make condoms out of snow tires.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 22, 2005)
“You dumb bitch! I have scissors for hands!”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (September 29, 2005)
“Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 3, 2005)
“Look at the size of that earlobe.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 3, 2005)
“I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 6, 2005)
“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)
“Buttle me Boris!”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005)
“My gaydar has gone haywire.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005)
“They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.”
Bill Allred first seen 2005 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (November 17, 2005)
“Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 12, 2006)
“I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 13, 2006)
“They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!'”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 13, 2006)
“He's living 'La Vida Wee-Wee'.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (January 16, 2006)
“Eat your way to safety!”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 3, 2006)
“Is that about farting zombies?”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (February 8, 2006)
“I don't believe the government has a knobby.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 9, 2006)
“We're nothing but common whores.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 10, 2006)
“It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 21, 2006)
“I'm talking from my muff.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 23, 2006)
“How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 24, 2006)
“The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (March 27, 2006)
“A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 12, 2006)
“Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 14, 2006)
“I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 17, 2006)
“It's fun to watch butter on the hoof.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 19, 2006)
“Do what is right let the booty follow.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 21, 2006)
“Our show curdles milk.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (April 24, 2006)
“You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 30, 2006)
“You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (May 30, 2006)
“Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 6, 2006)
“There is no way you could sit down more than you do.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 7, 2006)
“Growing up with the runs.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 12, 2006)
“I think I just got horny.”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 19, 2006)
“What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?”
Bill Allred first seen 2006 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Radio From Hell (June 22, 2006)