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Alex Jones

124 quotes

“He’s sucking globalist dick.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2016 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Said in a YouTube video posted on 30 March 2017, as quoted in Trump Ally Alex Jones Threatens To “Beat” Rep. Adam Schiff’s “Goddamn Ass” In Anti-Gay Tirade by MEDIA MATTERS STAFF, Media Matters (4 April 2016)
“It's over for the globalist. Break the conditioning now!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2016 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones BREAK THE CONDITIONING NOW!!!", The Alex Jones Show, October 11, 2016.
“I don't wanna swim around in your piss. I go to the bathroom to piss.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Swearing/Ranting Compilation", The Alex Jones Show, January 13, 2017.
“I'm civilized, I don't take a crap in the pool.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Swearing/Ranting Compilation", The Alex Jones Show, January 13, 2017.
“I can’t go to Houston without them come after my genitals, eh the TSA perv”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Most Intense Moments, The Alex Jones Show, January 14, 2017.
“We're turning into a bunch of self-centered walking dead trash… and we're such zombies! We're such self-centered crap that we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us", The Alex Jones Show, January 28, 2017.
“Well I've got news for them. You don't run the show. And you don't run the heavens and you don't even run humanity. And everything they build against us, is going to be used against you, and it's going to be, directly responsible for your downfall, and that's why you hate me, because you know, that I speak the truth. And you that this flesh isn't pure. But my spirit is, and means everything I say. I see you. Every. Horrible. Part of you. Every facet. Every surface, every little deep thought”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones is in a Death Battle", The Alex Jones Show, January 29, 2017.
“Listen bitches, you may force feed Eddie Bravo a bunch of CNN - Fox News shit every morning, but you're fucking getting The Joe Rogan experience up your fucking ass.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Joe Rogan Experience #911 - Alex Jones & Eddie Bravo", The Joe Rogan Experience, February 1, 2017
“As giant third world hordes just pour in, raping everyone just reaghhhhhh, reaghhhh! Just sexualizing our children, ruling everything, debasing the currency, drugging the food and water giving everyone cancer and just dancing to their god of death, selling body parts, chopping up babies that battle the scalpel. I mean it's just... it's just on Hell on Earth, the gates are opening. And out will flood the armies...”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Describes the Future, The Alex Jones Show, February 8, 2017.
“You want a war? You better believe you got one!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones EPIC Anti-Globalist Rant", IncorporatedOps, February 13, 2017
“There are real people. There are people that ain't out to get you and your family. There's real people ready to fight! And all you scumbag pedophiles the rest of ya, you wanna fight!? Get ready, you're gonna get it assholes!...turning loose on 'em!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: ALL YOU SCUMBAG PEDOS — YOU WANNA FIGHT!? GET READY, YOU’RE GONNA GET IT ASSHOLES!", NoWorldOrder.com, February 21 2017
“Fuck you, Zuckerberg! Fuck you!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones' Profanity Laced Rant, Loses $5M. Response to Being Banned from AdRoll, Google!", Studious Dunce, February 21 2017
“All across the world, humanity knows you’re the enemy. We’re gonna get you assholes, just know that. It doesn’t mean we’re perfect but we’re not out to screw women and children and hurt people. You understand that, assholes? You hate humanity because you project your own hatred of yourself on us, assholes. You want to kill us, how about you die?! Kill your fucking selves you fucking globalists!… Fuck yeah, fuck them! I’m sick of their shit, I don’t fucking care anymore!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones' Profanity Laced Rant, Loses $5M. Response to Being Banned from AdRoll, Google!", Studious Dunce, February 21 2017
“You God damned cowardly pieces of chicken neck filth. I'm going to sue your ass into hell, get ready!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones: "I'm going to sue your ass into hell, GET READY!", The Alex Jones Show, February 21 2017
“Out of the sewer, literal vampire pot bellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Literal vampire pot bellied goblins, The Alex Jones Show, July 18 2017.
“What is that joke? What is that? What IS that? What is Hitler? What is Stalin? What is Mao? What is ALL this stuff? What is Venezuela?”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2017 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: What Is Hitler? What Is Stalin? What Is Mao? What is Venezuela?", The Alex Jones Show, December 2017.
“I will not be stopped. Because I get on my knees and beg for something particularly, I don’t get it. But I’m not in a coma, got that? I’m not in one. I’m going to stop that Nazi piece of crap, and you’re going to stop him, and he hates our guts. Well, we’re coming for you—you got it?”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Screams That Globalists Want To Murder The Midwest", The Alex Jones Show, April 4 2018.
“Donald Trump shit his fucking pants at the fucking moment of truth and shit all over everybody. That’s my first approximation. I’m not in a fucking cult for Donald Trump. Fuck him. Fuck his family. Fuck all these people.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Night Where Alex Jones Said Fuck Trump", The Alex Jones Show, April 13 2018.
“God fucking damn it, man. What the fuck? Is there nobody fucking pure in this goddamn fucking world? See, I’m fucking pissed right now. Syria fought Al Qaeda, they fought ISIS, they fought it all, and now you’ve got [James] Mattis and fucking all these people shitting all over us.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: ALEX JONES SAYS FUCK TRUMP FOR SYRIA MISSILE STRIKES", The Alex Jones Show, April 13 2018.
“They said if you just turn against Trump it would be better, but he was doing good, and that's what makes it so bad... If he had been a piece a crap from the beginning, it wouldn't be so bad. But we made so many sacrifices. And now he's crapping all over us.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Alex Jones Show, 13 April 2018; quoted in "Watch Alex Jones cry over Trump's decision to bomb Syria" by Christine Friar, The Daily Dot (14 April 2018).
“There's no video of president Trump sucking a ding dong. And so what if there was, that's a lot better than World War III Owen. I never sucked any ding dongs, but I'll tell ya if they were going to black mail me to start World War III about one, I'd say hey, I sucked a ball golf ball through a frickin garden hose!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Trump sucking ding dong...better than WW3", The Alex Jones Show, April 14 2018.
“I like women, not men! And if I liked men, I’d be proud of it and have a lot of em. But I ain’t never been in bed with no man. I’ve been in bed with probably 300 women.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Trump sucking ding dong...better than WW3", The Alex Jones Show, April 14 2018.
“Ben Shapiro is the herpes on our ass.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Annihilates Ben Shapiro, The Alex Jones Show, May 3 2018.
“Yes, our kids belong to you, boys are out of Boy Scouts, no more father and mother, yes, yes, yes. Whatever you say, Hillary. Whatever you say Pelosi. Whatever you say Shapiro. Yes, Mr. Shapiro. Oh god you're so manly! That face you make, you scare me! God Almighty, you might tear my arm out of my socket! You might skull annihilate me, you're powerful! You've got the manhood I want, Shapiro! Sorry, go ahead, Rodger. Roger! Shapiro's too powerful!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2018 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Annihilates Ben Shapiro, The Alex Jones Show, May 3 2018.
“(in Bernie Sanders's voice) I bankrupt stuff, I live in three millon dollar houses drive hundred thousand dollar cars And www-white people ddon't know what is like to be poor! Look at me, I have Einstein looking hair! Its called a gimmick!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Look, here's the thing, I'm gonna be honest with you: I- I'm kinda retarded.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 1255 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones "I'm kinda retarded" The Joe Rogan Experience, episode 1255, Feb 19, 2019
“He says, 'Alex Jones and the white supremests are saying go to the people's houses and kill the parents, and we have to take him off the air because he says kill the parents, there's no free speech for killing parents' and I'm like 'dude, do not say that, I'm gonna get killed.' I mean, I've never said nobody died at Parkland, and I sure as hell didn't say, 'Kill their parents.'”
Alex Jones (born 1974) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Do you think I’d roll over and spray crap out my ass and show my belly and piss on myself and bow down to you? You just summoned war. So get ready. And I’m just asking the Pentagon and the patriots that are left and 4Chan and 8Chan and Anonymous and anybody that’s a patriot. I am under attack. And if they bring me down, they’ll bring you down. I just have faith in you. I’m under attack. And I summon the meme war, I summon it all against the enemy. I will never sell out to these people.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2019 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Setup With Child Porn In Sandy Hook Case, Offers Reward The Alex Jones Show, June 14, 2019
“You've chosen the path of pain!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2020 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones The Path of Pain (The Alex Jones Show, Mar 18 2020)
“The lights are home but nobody’s home.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2021 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: #576: July 9, 2021 (Knowledge Fight, July 9, 2021)
“At least you're going to get some good Republicans elected, and we like you. But, my God, maybe you're not that bright. Maybe Trump's actually a dumbass.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Authoritarians always blame whole groups. That's what the Left does, they're sick and they're evil.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2022 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: #671: April 13, 2022 (Knowledge Fight April 13, 2022)
“They're attempting to stop us here before this very important mission is launched. And that mission is taking place in the third heaven.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2022 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: #675: April 25, 2022 (Knowledge Fight: #675: April 25, 2022)
“When I say the Chinese are a inbred super mutant class that's in the genetics, and again remember, calling someone a mutant is not a bad thing, the X-Men and all that, which are fictional, but you know like it's good to be a mutant you understand, and the point is the Chinese do have some super geniuses of people. The point is you go to China and your like, 'well damn all these people look exactly the same like clones or something' kay, so the issue is there isn't a lot of genetic diversity.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: July 16, 2023 at 1:01:25 (Knowledge Fight #830: July 16, 2023 at 1:01:25)
“We gotta start building communities during the collapse, and just say "no Satan worshipers allowed". And under the First Amendment we can form churches that allow us to be only amongst our own people—of every race, color, and creed, but Christians. We're gonna have to declare it, folks, and just 100% get with Christians, because—you're either going to be a Christian or you're going to be with the devil, and that's just the way it's gonna be soon.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: July 31, 2023 at 1:38:30 (Knowledge Fight #833: July 31, 2023, at 1:38:30)
“I'll show you Muslims mass murdering black people and I'm not trying to attack the Muslims here, I'm just gonna show you what everybody is doing. Israel is doing a lot of bad stuff too, but just understand bringing in the Muslims, in fact that is something I didn't get to, Israel wants to bring them here, I don't hate Israel, but you just take that rattlesnake, okay. I'm really mad about this, okay, this is a line in the sand, okay. You keep your little precious Muslims, alright.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2023 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: November 8, 2023 at 1:05:00 (Knowledge Fight #869: November 8th, 2023, at 1:05:00)
“India was once twice the size it is today. Islamic forces have come very close to taking over whats left. Finally, under Modi India has woken up and is fighting for its very survival.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2024 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones, Sep 29, 2024 on X
“Trump has got great genetics. He's tough and if he takes care of himself, he can make it through these years and then after. But, if he doesn't, he's gonna have. I predict Trump is going to have some type of collapse within the next 12 months of current trajectory. I'm not saying he's gonna collapse. I'm saying if he doesn't take his foot off the gas pedal ... if I had Trump's job at 51 for a month, I would have a nervous breakup.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2025 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones Warns Trump’s Cankles ‘Collapse’ Is Imminent Dailybeast, (August 21, 2025)
“When your ankles swell up three times the size they were before, that means heart failure. And he does look sick. And he does babble and it sounds like the brain’s not doing too hot. And so, we just cut bait on Trump and we just mobilize against the Democrats.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2026 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones turns on Trump: ‘His brain’s not doing too hot’" Wonderwall (April 1, 2026)
“A lot of the wars, a lot of the stuff happening in the Middle East, is because of the Israeli lobby, one of the most powerful in the United States, and they they brag about this. It's called a conspiracy theory here in the US, but they've bought off a lot of the preachers to go spout this stuff, that's public. They have bragged, Erol Sharone bragged that they own our congress. They have bragged and then Haaretz and Jerusalem Post will jump up and down and say that the US has got to do more to attack Iran and go into these other countries. Y'know folks always think that "well, they blew up the World Trade Centers to get the seven billion in insurance money" or "they did it to get the oil" or "they did it to be able to invade the middle east" or "did they it for weapons sales" or "they did it for opium" or "they did it for Israel". It's ALL those reasons. The New World Order doesn't do something unless the cost-benefit analysis, it helps ALL of their major operations, and this is what it really comes down to in the final equation. The people destroying America are the ones who got us into this foreign war. It has nothing to do with patriotism, you're destroying yourself, and Israel's very corrupt, does a lot of horrible things, they're very oppressive to their own people.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“In the near future earth is dominated by a powerful world government. Once free nations are slaves to the will of a tiny elite. The dawn of a new dark age is upon mankind. Countries are a thing of the past. Every form of independence is under attack with the family and even the individual itself nearing extinction. Close to 80% of the earth's population has been eliminated. ... A program of total dehumanization where the science of tyranny is law. A world-wide control grid designed to ensure the overlord's monopoly of power forever. Our species will be condemned to this nightmare future unless the masses are awakened to the New World Order Master Plan and mobilized to defeat it.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2007 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement (2007)
“Just men in black uniforms grabbing a fifty five-year-old uh you know woman just choking ah you're gonna learn who we are you're gonna learn to submit the foreign bankers have given us unlimited power and we're gonna rule you this is our country your here and WE'RE GONNA FEED ON YOUR ASS!, AND THE COPS JUST DRINK FLUORIDE WATER, AHHH THEY TAKE THEIR KIDS AND JUST SHOOT 'EM UP WITH MERCURY and the kids become autistic the cops don't care they're I'm GOING TO THE TIT BAR I don't care if my kids brain-damaged they drink whiskey and wreck and kill everybody in Austin and then when they wreck and kill themselves the cops then go and SWAT team the bar owners that sold them too much whiskey it's your fault you sold too much whiskey to a god. YOU DON'T SELL TOO MUCH WHISKEY TO A GOD! We're God! You understand we roll America; we'll shoot you in the face, we'll bloody your face, and we'll laugh about it because we're weak gang members.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Alex Jones Show, 9 January 2009.
“And now they love it, they can abuse and beat up everybody and nobody can stop 'em. Nobody can stop 'em! They're having their way with America! They want our guns! And if you're not with 'em cops and military, then you will declare that you are with the Republic now. And don't tell me that I'm a weirdo 'cause I'm upset about this, and I should only go get upset about my favorite football team winning or losing. Listen, I know what tyranny means, I know the bankers are putting poison in our food and water. I know the bankers have stolen 8.5 trillion. I know we're under the War Powers Act. I know they're hurting us, I know they're carrying out New Word Order, I know they staged those terror attacks. You know what it's like to gut up to this and go out every day and go past the peer pressure and come out day one and say 9/11 was an inside job and lose most of the radio stations I was on? You know what it's like to go to sleep every night knowing you work for a bunch of psychotic killers, and you bastards are probably gonna end up killing me one day?! You know what it's like knowing you've ruined my life?! You know what it's like, you sons of bitches?! I'm tired of your crap! You commit evil, you're part of an evil system, and we're standing up against you! And the Republic is going to defeat you in the end! Some of us won't make it personally through this, but a lot of us are. And in the end you are gonna be brought to justice for all the kids you kidnapped for CPS, all you CPS workers, all you corrupt bureaucrats, all of you that've had your way with innocent children over and over again, who think your evil is invincible, you're not invincible and God is gonna deal with you, and you are cursed to hell!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2009 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Alex Jones Show, 9 January 2009.
“Look, when you realize how fake it all is; the football, the basketball, the Lady Gaga, the Justin Bieber—you know, who gives you these carbon tax messages. They tell your kids they gotta love Justin Biebler [sic], and then Biebler [sic] says "hand in your guns", "pass the Cyber Security Act", and "the police state is good", and then your children are turned into a mindless vassals—who now, they look up to some twit, instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson, or looking up to Nikola Tesla, or looking up to Magellan; I mean, kids, Magellan is a lot cooler than Justin Bieber! He circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet! He was killed by wild natives before they got back to Portugal! And when they got back there was only like eleven people alive of the two hundred and something crew and the entire ship was rotting down to the waterline! That's destiny! That's will! That's striving! That's being a trailblazer and explore! Going into space! Mathematics! Quantum mechanics! The secrets of the universe! It's all there! Life is fiery with its beauty! Its incredible detail! Tuning into it! They wanna shutter your mind, talking about Justin Bieber! It's pure evil! They're taking your intellect, your soul, and giving you Michael Jordan and Bieber. Unlock your human potential! Defeat the globalists who wanna shutter your mind!—Your doorways to perception!—I wanna see you truly live! I wanna see you truly be who you are! AAAHHH! I don't want my progeny who's coming, my unborn grandchildren and great-grandchildren to live in this nightmare system these control freaks have created where these wicked globalists are so threatened by human potential they poison the water, the vaccines, the food to turn us into a bunch of slugs, a bunch of lobotomized sloths so they can control us. It is a crime, it is the most jealous, envious, greedy, hateful, sickening thing the New World Order does and that's why I am so pleased to be committed in the fight against them. That's why I don't care about my own life except I wanna continue to live to fight them. That's why I don't have fear. I only have fear of myself and my flesh and not being up to the challenge! And I ask you to look in the mirror, and ask yourselves what are you doing in this time of great challenge? What are you doing to unlock minds? Once you unlock a mind, once you unlock somebody, then they can unlock their soul. We can't unlock a soul, only God can do that. But we can unlock minds. And once the mind is unlocked, once the intellect is turned on, then comes the discernment, then comes the awakening of the soul, then comes true enlightenment and empowerment. So the globalists seek to make you a bunch of jealous, stunted, weak, backstabbing, gibbering demons. All of us have the lower elements and the higher. We must strive for the higher. Stay with us!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2011 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones: The "Justin Biebler" Rant, 21 February 2011.
“Stop feeling like you don't have power. Stop feeling pathetic and weak. Break out of your television-induced trance. It starts with a war growl. It starts with getting fired up, staring at yourself in the mirror, and showing some teeth, and saying "I'm a human being. I have dignity. I'm gonna resist. I'm gonna start recognizing the propaganda. I'm gonna break free from it. I'm not gonna fight with my family. I'm gonna organize with my family, and realize we're under attack by the social engineers. And I'm not gonna fight with my neighbors. We're gonna organize. Humanity's gonna come together." Aaahhh! Yaaahhh! We know we're under attack! We know it! We're breaking the conditioning! Yaaahhh! Raaahh! We're coming for ya globalist. Coming for ya! Coming for ya! We know what you're doing! I'm sorry. I just get fired up when I think about what they're doing to us and how I wanna resist them, and how easy they are to defeat. Excuse me. I think my testosterone's going up. This happens every time I start working out a lot again. And I, uh, swam two miles this morning pretty hard, and uh, ate a big fat steak steak last night full of hormones, testosterone, on its own right. So I'm going a little bit wild today, excuse me.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2011 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones RANT: "We're Coming for Ya Globalist", 7 July 2011.
“Scum, Nazi, filth, trash, garbage, maggots. We're all ruled by little chicken-neck nellies, going "Kill everybody! I get off when I talk about cutting people's power off! I'm a nelly!" Raargh! Just simpering control freaks, in big nerd packs, taking everything over, ruling everything. Becoming police officers with weapons, tasering us for fun. I've had it with control freaks and scum! You people are cancer! Ugh! Alright, I'm not in a good mood now. I start thinking about Bill Gates, that little chicken-neck, hopping around, little murdering eugenicist. You know how he walks, like a demonic elf. "I'm Bill Gates! I'm gonna shoot you up with something that's gonna kill you deader than a hammer. How's a 30 year death from gut disease sound, African children? Roll up the sleeves! I'm a little chicken-neck bastard, and nobody's got the will to see what I am!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2011 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex's Bill Gates Chicken-Neck Bastard 'Rant', September 14, 2011, at 01:13:36.
“I believe from history and my own gut, instinct, that if I go ahead and lay it all out here, what we're really facing, you've got courage and you've got will, and you're gonna get angry and stop caring. It begins with not caring about what your slack-jawed knuckle-dragging cowardly pseudo tough-guy football-watching neighbor thinks. Okay? That's where it begins. It begins with not caring what happens to your individual person. And when you have that attitude, when you have that attitude, then the enemy doesn't have anything over you anymore. Stop being gelded domesticated garbage. Stop being weak! And when you see a threat coming down on you, deal with it! Become a human again! Stop being weak! We have a bunch of criminals coming down on us. God, ugh! Murdering scum. I wanna get humanity awake. I wanna get our forces up. And I wanna bring these people to justice. And you know what I mean. You know what I mean! I wanna unleash humanity, not have a bunch of con artist pot-bellied chicken-neck pieces of garbage running our world! More importantly they act like effeminate cowardly chicken necks cuz they want to train you to act like that they want to train you to be weak they want to train you. That's a nasty taste coming up in my mouth. Tastin' those globalists. I can taste their fear and their weakness. I taste metal, I taste blood.”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2011 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex's Bill Gates Chicken-Neck Bastard 'Rant', September 14, 2011, at 01:16:18.
“Chicken-neck weakness is like a god now. And being totally passive, and being a huge jellyfish slacker who looks like a fried egg in a chair. That is the culture of this, okay? The worship of being destroyed. Literally, I've now discovered the secrets of it. ... And everyone's wearing like pink and little green non-threatening, you know, colors, and this is what we face. This is what men look like now, on average. In fact, I used to bash men who were all into being big and muscular with tattoos and black on and going "raagh", now I get it! You don't wanna be like these people! Okay? I used to get mad at guys trying to act tough—no, no! That's good! Do that! In fact, I think I'm gonna just go all out with cut-off sleeves and drive a big fast car and be like "graagh", 'cause I mean I'm starting to get it! Men are running to that, because they see the armies... literally men in pastels... Now there's men everywhere wearing dresses, I'm telling you! It's like, they're just like "New World Order, slaughter me, please!" And the New World Order is like "Act like a jellyfish coward and giggle at all reality", and they're like "Yes, yes!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2012 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones: I'm So Trendy Rant!" March 2012.
“[in a British accent] Oh, they're so royal! We're lucky to have them coming here. But the rabble undoubtedly will be violent. Scum protesters– Oh, these insane people imagining the helicopters landing and the troops– these insane schizophrenics have come to town. The rabble– I'm so glad– thank God we're elite enough to have them though. I'm so honored. [switches to Cockney accent] Get back there mate! I'll have to have you arrested and have you deported! We're protecting criminals inside, busy stealing our pension funds and overrunning the country with third world populations. Now get back, you Yankee scum! HA HA! To show you the power of the Royal Guard Brigade! And this is the scotch we've been coughing down! Look at that pumpkin-headed Yank! That's the one, Alex Jones! I want you to know, young man, we will be watching you continually while we protect the Transhumanists putting cancer viruses in our children's shots!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alex Jones English British Accent imitates Police", The Alex Jones Show, 13 May 2013.
“Hey listen, I'm here to warn people, you keep telling me to shut up! This isn't a game! Okay? Our government, the US, is building FEMA camps. We have an NDAA where they disappear people now. You have this "arrest for public safety", life in prison. It's basically off with their heads, disappear 'em, take 'em away. Infowars dot com. Liberty is rising. Liberty is rising! Freedom will not stop! You will not stop freedom! You will not stop the Republic! Humanity is awakening! Infowars dot com! No, you guys are crazy, thinking that the public's too stupid! You're crazy, thinking the public doesn't know! You're crazy, thinking the public isn't waking up!”
Alex Jones (born 1974) first seen 2013 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: BBC's Sunday Politics, 9 June 2013.