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Alan Bennett
38 quotes
“Geoff: We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1972 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Getting On, Act 1 (1972).
“Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Brian (asked how he feels about being a politician): Passes the time. Fills in that awkward gap between the cradle and the grave.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“George: That flaming dog has messed on our steps again. It's the one species I wouldn't mind seeing disappear from the face of the earth. I wish they were like the White Rhino—six of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males. Do you know what dogs are? They're those beer-sodden soccer fans piling out of coaches in a lay-by, yanking their cocks out without a blush and pissing up against the wall thirty-nine in a row. I can't stand it.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Polly: Question is whether you hate the coach party because they're like the dogs or hate the dogs because they're like the coach party.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“George: I hate them all.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Mrs Wicksteed: Of course, I've known for years our marriage has been a mockery. My body lying there night after night in the wasted moonlight. I know now how the Taj Mahal must feel.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1973 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Habeas Corpus (1973).
“I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1983 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: An Englishman Abroad (1983).
“That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 2004 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Quoted in The Daily Telegraph, 30 October 2004.
“Then I want to end up 'Norwich. Well it's an epigrammatic way of saying 'Knickers off ready when I come home".”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Counsel: [You are charged with] loitering to commit a felony. Now then Mr Golightly...”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Golightly: Call me Fingers.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lady Dundown: How can the Zulu expect to be treated as civilized people if they declare war in the middle of the season!”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Lady Dundown: I have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Headmaster: Clad in the magnificent white silk robes of an Arab prince, with in his belt the short curved, gold sword of the Ashraf descendants of the Prophet, he hoped to pass unnoticed through London. Alas, he was mistaken. "Who am I?" he would cry despairingly. "You are Lawrence of Arabia" passers-by would stop him and say, "And I claim my five pounds.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Headmaster: Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Headmaster: They were all socialists. Why is it always the intelligent people who are socialists?”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Schoolmaster: But God, whatever else He is, and of course He is everything else, is not a fool.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Franklin: Have you ever thought, Headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date? Headmaster: Of course they're out of date. Standards always are out of date. That is what makes them standards.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Headmaster: Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Franklin: Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery with Violence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1932 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Bennett is often credited with having coined the pun "snobbery with violence", though he himself pointed out in Writing Home (1994), p. 199, that the phrase had been used by Count Geoffrey Potocki de Montalk in 1932 as …
“I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success, The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam's scheme of things. "The thing is," I said finally, "he won the Nobel Prize." "Well," she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, "I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1994 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Introduction, p. x (1994).
“He had never read Proust, but he had somehow taken a short cut across the allotments and arrived at the same conclusions.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1934 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Russell Harty, 1934 – 1988", p. 52 (1988).
“An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail, listed according to Hard Left, Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1981 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Diary entry for November 11, 1981, p. 117.
“The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1984 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Diary entry for October 13, 1984, pp. 137–138.
“To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1985 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Diary entry for June 7, 1985, p. 143.
“We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place. Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.…Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this, culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, "And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1985 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Diary entry for July 25, 1985, p. 144.
“Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house. His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls. Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1988 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Diary entry for June 27, 1988, p. 177.
“I have no doubt that in heaven the angels will regard the blessed as a necessary evil.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1985 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Diary entry for August 9, 1985, p. 290.
“One of the good things about Larkin is that he still has you firmly by the hand as you cross the finishing-line, whereas reading Auden is like doing a parachute-drop: for a while the view is wonderful, but then you end up on your back in the middle of a ploughed field and in the wrong county.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1982 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Instead of a Present", p. 323 (1982).
“The Channel is a slipper-bath of irony through which we pass these serious Continentals in order not to be infected by their gloom.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1987 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Kafka in Las Vegas", p. 335 (1987).
“He is interested in the feelings of the squash ball, and of the champagne bottle that launches the ship. In a football match his sympathy is not with either of the teams but with the ball, or, in a match ending nil-nil, with the hunger of the goalmouth.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“However, living in Tel Aviv, he was spared the fate of equivalent figures in English culture, an endless round of arts programmes where those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their own dusk falls that they will be remembered only for remembering someone else.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don't catch him at breakfast. Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
“Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1993 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: Alas! Deceived", p. 367 (1993).
“Writer: I don’t know whether you've ever looked into a miner's eyes – for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you've ever seen. I think perhaps that's why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1981 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Pith and its Pitfalls", p. 384 (1981).
“Writer: What, above all, I'm primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality. If I had to sum up my work, that's it, really. I'm taking the pith out of reality.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1981 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Pith and its Pitfalls", p. 384 (1981).
“If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.”
Alan Bennett (born 1934) first seen 1981 wikiquote, CC BY-SA 4.0 source
Recorded in: The Pith and its Pitfalls", p. 385 (1981).